50 Things Men Wish Women Knew

Listen up ladies: We know you're keeping secrets from us. And even though you think you've got men all figured out, we're hiding a few things ourselves. But we're kind enough to compile this list of 50 universal guy truths that all women should understand. Read on and learn what your man is really thinking.

http://www.menshealth.com/mhlists/things_men_want_from_women/

What He Wishes You Knew #1

Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong.

Comments from me: is that even true? What if the someone is you (the guy)?

What He Wishes You Knew #2

You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.

Comments from me: running shoes.... hmmm.. really? *brows*

What He Wishes You Knew #3

Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.

Comments from me: i guess cleavage is better.

What He Wishes You Knew #4

If you think I'm speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.

Comments from me: hah. that i agree. and girls may say the same thing to the guy.

What He Wishes You Knew #5

If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.

Comments from me: if we don't play hard, you guys wont treasure us.

What He Wishes You Knew #6

Shopping is a chore, not an activity.

Comments from me: well..that's why girls nowadays turn to online shopping!

What He Wishes You Knew #7

When I screw up, go ahead and tell me—once.

Comments from me: we would like to tell you once, if you listen.

What He Wishes You Knew #8

No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.

Comments from me: ..

What He Wishes You Knew #9

I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.

Comments from me: note taken

What He Wishes You Knew #10

My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they're your best sign that I'm not a whack job.

Comments from me: what if they are the reason why none of your rs worked? guy friends are fine. but what kind?

What He Wishes You Knew #11

Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.

Comments from me: is it?

What He Wishes You Knew #12

Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty.

Comments from me: tat's not gonna happen. plucking of eyebrows is a must unless u have naturally nice ones.

What He Wishes You Knew #13

You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.

Comments from me: ooo.. tat's an open secret. =P

What He Wishes You Knew #14

When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.

Comments from me: understandable.

What He Wishes You Knew #15

I don't ask for directions because I'm just happy to be driving. Anywhere.

Comments from me: you sure it ain't cos of ego?

What He Wishes You Knew #16

Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.

Comments from me: of cos.

What He Wishes You Knew #17

We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn't always have to lead to sex.

Comments from me: tat's sweet to noe.

What He Wishes You Knew #18

But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?

Comments from me: .......... guys........

What He Wishes You Knew #19

There's no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.

Comments from me: note taken. but do all girls moan when having orgasm?

What He Wishes You Knew #20

Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.

Comments from me: ..

What He Wishes You Knew #21

I just may lie to make you feel good. Don't be angry about this. You really weren't looking for the truth anyway.

Comments from me: that ain't true, sometimes.

What He Wishes You Knew #22

When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.

Comments from me: hmmmmm.. don't guys do the same?

What He Wishes You Knew #23

You're really bad at faking it.

Comments from me: at least we bother to fake it so it wont hurt your ego.

What He Wishes You Knew #24

If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you're late.

Comments from me: okay. that's very true.

What He Wishes You Knew #25

Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.

Comments from me: get it wrong? don't think so. we ask cos we trust your taste.

What He Wishes You Knew #26

Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.

Comments from me: kinky. i like it.

What He Wishes You Knew #27

Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.

Comments from me: but don't like it when other guys looked?

What He Wishes You Knew #28

Unless we're meeting my parents.

Comments from me: obviously.

What He Wishes You Knew #29

When you call us at work "just to chat," we're not really listening; we're checking our e-mail.

Comments from me: note taken.

What He Wishes You Knew #30

Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn't need to be a mini-skirt; it's been a long winter.

Comments from me: ..

What He Wishes You Knew #31

Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.

Comments from me: note taken.

What He Wishes You Knew #32

We don't mind being told we look good. Just don't call it a "cute outfit."

Comments from me: LOL

What He Wishes You Knew #33

We love ponytails.

Comments from me: really? why?

What He Wishes You Knew #34

Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.

Comments from me: of cos!

What He Wishes You Knew #35

The first time? We're as nervous as you are.

Comments from me: i'm sure. =)

What He Wishes You Knew #36

A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.

Comments from me: *cheeky smile*

What He Wishes You Knew #37

Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around.

Comments from me: same for us

What He Wishes You Knew #38

Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.

Comments from me: yea, so do i. =X

What He Wishes You Knew #39

Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman's problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.

Comments from me: hmmmm..

What He Wishes You Knew #40

You can pick the movie, but have a reason.

Comments from me: reason? cos we like it.

What He Wishes You Knew #41

Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting."

Comments from me: ..

What He Wishes You Knew #42

Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.

Comments from me: *melts* tell us in the face and we might just stay for life.

What He Wishes You Knew #43

Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.

Comments from me: same for girls

What He Wishes You Knew #44

If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.

Comments from me: ..

What He Wishes You Knew #45

No, I don't remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I'm a guy, not a tape recorder.

Comments from me: ..

What He Wishes You Knew #46

We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.

Comments from me: same for girls

What He Wishes You Knew #47

And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.

Comments from me: u sure??

What He Wishes You Knew #48

We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, "Do you think she's pretty?"

Comments from me: why so? sometimes, we just want an honest opinion.

What He Wishes You Knew #49

Don't rely on us for keeping you up on the news.

Comments from me: note taken

What He Wishes You Knew #50

Never say, "I know you better than you know yourself." Nobody does.

Comments from me: ..



interesting article i found online. though some are jus plain bullshit. lol..

so guys.. are all these true??

in any case, i will be posting the female's point of view soon. stay tuned. =)