Wal Mart Applicant revealed...
Below is an actual job application that this 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in
California . They hired him because he was funny.....


NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard)

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)

DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment .

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU
FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be 'Do you have a car that runs?'

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they
tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FI VE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE: 7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST
OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

***Old People Rock! ***

Can I Borrow $25?

An email sent by Jer & I wanna share with all of you who are reading my blog. do spend some time reading it alright? =)

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'

DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?'

SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD (angrily): 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?'

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'

'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious.

DAD: 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.

'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier,' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life.

We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

peeps, i am selling these 3 cosplay uniforms. let me know if u or any of ur friends are interested! :D

front view

back view

50bucks excluding postage.
measurements:
chest: 32 to 34 (cup A to C, D can too but maybe a bit tight)
waist: 24 to 25inches
hips: 36 inches



50bucks excluding postage.
tie included.
cane not included.
measurements:
chest: 32 to 34 inches (cup A to D)
waist: 24-27inches
hips: 36inches



50bucks excluding postage.
measurements:
chest: 32 to 34 inches (cup A to C suitable, if bigger cups, u jus need to unbutton the top button!)
waist: 24-27inches
hips: 36inches



if u buy any 2 and above, it will be free registered postage! :D

help me spread alright? thanks!

P.S: they are all brand new. what you see is what you get (not the models of cos!). =)

檔壓力太大時, 人的生體會出狀況, 讓你知道自己已不行.. 是時候休息了..

但人總喜歡挑戰極限.. 不願意就這麼放棄..

到最後,吃虧的只有自己..

值得嗎?

只有自己知道.



when the stress level is too much for you, your body will start to give way, telling you that you can't hold on much longer.. its time to rest..

but being human, you love to push the limits.. unwilling to give up just like that..

in the end, you are the one at a disadvantage..

is it worth it?

only you will know.

was browsing through my list of blogs and stumbled upon this test. Its called Humanmetrics, a Jung Typology Test (link here). Well, I did the test and this is what i am:

INFP (Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving)

Your Type is
INFP

Introverted	Intuitive	Feeling	Perceiving
Strength of the preferences %
67	12	62	44

You are:

• distinctively expressed introvert
• slightly expressed intuitive personality
• distinctively expressed feeling personality
• moderately expressed perceiving personality

INFP is also called the healer. And...

Healers present a calm and serene face to the world, and can seem shy, even distant around others. But inside they're anything but serene, having a capacity for personal caring rarely found in the other types. Healers care deeply about the inner life of a few special persons, or about a favorite cause in the world at large. And their great passion is to heal the conflicts that trouble individuals, or that divide groups, and thus to bring wholeness, or health, to themselves, their loved ones, and their community.

Healers have a profound sense of idealism that comes from a strong personal sense of right and wrong. They conceive of the world as an ethical, honorable place, full of wondrous possibilities and potential goods. In fact, to understand Healers, we must understand that their deep commitment to the positive and the good is almost boundless and selfless, inspiring them to make extraordinary sacrifices for someone or something they believe in. Set off from the rest of humanity by their privacy and scarcity (around one percent of the population), Healers can feel even more isolated in the purity of their idealism.

Also, Healers might well feel a sense of separation because of their often misunderstood childhood. Healers live a fantasy-filled childhood-they are the prince or princess of fairy tales-an attitude which, sadly, is frowned upon, or even punished, by many parents. With parents who want them to get their head out of the clouds, Healers begin to believe they are bad to be so fanciful, so dreamy, and can come to see themselves as ugly ducklings. In truth, they are quite OK just as they are, only different from most others-swans reared in a family of ducks.

At work, Healers are adaptable, welcome new ideas and new information, are patient with complicated situations, but impatient with routine details. Healers are keenly aware of people and their feelings, and relate well with most others. Because of their deep-seated reserve, however, they can work quite happily alone. When making decisions, Healers follow their heart not their head, which means they can make errors of fact, but seldom of feeling. They have a natural interest in scholarly activities and demonstrate, like the other Idealists, a remarkable facility with language. They have a gift for interpreting stories, as well as for creating them, and thus often write in lyric, poetic fashion. Frequently they hear a call to go forth into the world and help others, a call they seem ready to answer, even if they must sacrifice their own comfort.

hmmmm..its weird to see interpreting here..was that a sign for me to stay on to my current job?

well, there's career possibilities too, and this is the list:

Career

• Social Service
• Counseling
• Religious Education
• Education
• Art/Science
• Humanities
• Web Design
• Musician
• Literature/Writer
• Archaeology
• Health Care
• Psychology/Psychotherapist

then, there's one more which describes INFP in a ... more layman's terms.

INFPs never seem to lose their sense of wonder. One might say they see life through rose-colored glasses. It's as though they live at the edge of a looking-glass world where mundane objects come to life, where flora and fauna take on near-human qualities.

INFPs have the ability to see good in almost anyone or anything. Even for the most unlovable the INFP is wont to have pity.

Their extreme depth of feeling is often hidden, even from themselves, until circumstances evoke an impassioned response.

Of course, not all of life is rosy, and INFPs are not exempt from the same disappointments and frustrations common to humanity. As INTPs tend to have a sense of failed competence, INFPs struggle with the issue of their own ethical perfection, e.g., performance of duty for the greater cause. An INFP friend describes the inner conflict as not good versus bad, but on a grand scale, Good vs. Evil.

And then, the functional analysis:

Introverted Feeling

INFPs live primarily in a rich inner world of introverted Feeling. Being inward-turning, the natural attraction is away from world and toward essence and ideal. This introversion of dominant Feeling, receiving its data from extraverted intuition, must be the source of the quixotic nature of these usually gentle beings. Feeling is caught in the approach- avoidance bind between concern both for people and for All Creatures Great and Small, and a psycho-magnetic repulsion from the same. The "object," be it homo sapiens or a mere representation of an organism, is valued only to the degree that the object contains some measure of the inner Essence or greater Good. Doing a good deed, for example, may provide intrinsic satisfaction which is only secondary to the greater good of striking a blow against Man's Inhumanity to Mankind.

Extraverted iNtuition

Extraverted intuition faces outward, greeting the world on behalf of Feeling. What the observer usually sees is creativity with implied good will. Intuition spawns this type's philosophical bent and strengthens pattern perception. It combines as auxiliary with introverted Feeling and gives rise to unusual skill in both character development and fluency with language--a sound basis for the development of literary facility. If INTPs aspire to word mechanics, INFPs would be verbal artists.

Introverted Sensing

Sensing is introverted and often invisible. This stealth function in the third position gives INFPs a natural inclination toward absent- mindedness and other-worldliness, however, Feeling's strong people awareness provides a balancing, mitigating effect. This introverted Sensing is somewhat categorical, a subdued version of SJ sensing. In the third position, however, it is easily overridden by the stronger functions.

Extraverted Thinking

The INFP may turn to inferior extraverted Thinking for help in focusing on externals and for closure. INFPs can even masquerade in their ESTJ business suit, but not without expending considerable energy. The inferior, problematic nature of Extraverted Thinking is its lack of context and proportion. Single impersonal facts may loom large or attain higher priority than more salient principles which are all but overlooked.

don't worry, this is not really for you guys to read (if you aren't interested). its more for me to record so that i can always refer back to this post on my own personality.

well, all i can say is its scaringly accurate in most of the context.

especially those bold in orange.. left me wondering is that why i am in my current job now.. am i supposed to stay on?

i wonder.

不要用我的爱来伤害我

《不要用我的爱来伤害我》
作词:兰刚 远方
作曲:胡力 远方
歌手:韩晶

我以为你是真的爱过
所以我才认真把握
不知不觉陷入爱的旋涡
抓不住解救的绳索

我为你付出了太多太多
从没问过爱的结果
可是你一次一次的出卖我
一次一次让我难过

不要用我的爱来伤害我
你知道我是多脆弱
我做错了什么 你要惩罚我
如果这样 你还说爱我

不要用我的爱来伤害我
你的绝情无法闪躲
如果你要解脱 撕毁的承诺
请把我从前对你的爱还给我

我以为你是真的爱过
所以我才认真把握
不知不觉陷入爱的旋涡
抓不住解救的绳索

我为你付出了太多太多
从没问过爱的结果
可是你一次一次的出卖我
一次一次让我难过

不要用我的爱来伤害我
你知道我是多脆弱
我做错了什么 你要惩罚我
如果这样 你还说爱我

不要用我的爱来伤害我
你的绝情无法闪躲
如果你要解脱 撕毁的承诺
请把我从前对你的爱还给我

不要用我的爱来伤害我
你知道我是多脆弱
我做错了什么 你要惩罚我
如果这样 你还说爱我

不要用我的爱来伤害我
你的绝情无法闪躲
如果你要解脱 撕毁的承诺
请把我从前对你的爱还给我

took this outside my flat..


what a beautiful view. the world seems so serene and peaceful and beautiful at that moment.

but is this a facade from the ugliness that's happening within the photo?

the ugliness of humans, fighting under such beautiful sky?

or is everything jus as beautiful as it look?

you decide.

guys and girls can never co-exist..

its a fact..

cos whenever something goes wrong, its always the girl's fault.. ALWAYS.. its NEVER the guy's fault..

its always either the girl is:

• too sensitive
• unreasonable
• arguementative
• stubborn
• plain stupid

they always use the same reason when things go wrong:

1. this is who I am..
2. don't try to CHANGE me..
3. don't expect everyone to think the SAME way as YOU do..
4. why cant you see from MY point of view..

let's analyse each reason..

1) this is who I am
when he says that, its telling you to change for him instead.. cos this is who he is and thus, if you wanna be with him, you gotta accept the way he is.. and by doing so, you are changing yourself to suit the way he is..

2) don't try to CHANGE me
same tactic as above.. cos when they say that, he is telling you that he will never change himself to make the relatioship better.. he will NEVER compromise.. so who is to compromise? YOU.

3) don't expect everyone to think the SAME way as YOU do..
when he says that, he is saying he doesnt have the same frequency as you do, and thus, he is excused from all mistakes cos he dont think the SAME way as YOU do! so if you feel this way and therefore, hurt by his actions or words or indifference isnt HIS fault, cos he DOESNT think the SAME way as YOU do!

4) why can't you see from MY point of view
this simply means you HAVE to understand how he feels but not the other way round.. when he say that, its already saying that he doesnt see your point of view and is EXPECTING you to see HIS point of view instead.


after analysing all the above, it only comes to one conclusion: you are to change for him, not the other way round. there's no gender equality here.

he will always think that he has done his best and you are the one who isnt appreciative.. you are not understanding him, you are trying to change him, you never accept the way he is etc..

but.. he never stop and think, putting himself in your shoes, why you feel the way you did..

its always him, him, him and him..

if you open your mouth and tell your feelings, you are being argumentative.. you are picking a fight, you are unreasonable, you are not appreciative..

if you keep quiet, you are pushing him away, you do not trust him, you do not want to make the relationship better..

if you walk away, you are at fault cos you are being UNREASONABLE.. but if he were to walk away, he is not at fault cos he doesnt know how to HANDLE YOU..

when i first heard this reason, i felt disgusted.. its so obvious that there's gender bias here.

how can the same action done by different gender have 2 different judgements?

guys always say girls are cruel, especially in their words.. but they never think of their own actions..

i believe they have never heard of this phrase: actions speak louder than words.

its always the actions that hurt the girls which the guys never see..

the guys only hear the words being exchanged, but never look in the mirror and reflect on their own actions, their own words.. how their actions (including being indifferent) hurt the other party..

and the hurt done is so deep that no words can be used to describe that pain..

pain till it becomes numb..

till the girl stop feeling it and stop having reaction to it..

when that happens, the relationship is dying..

the guys never stand it when their girls talk and talk and talk about all the little things that hurt them in the relationship..

but they never realise that the reason they say it out, is cos they care about the relationship and hope that something could be done..

when they stop saying, they stop caring..

and that's the beginning of the end.

by then, it will be too late.

girls always give chances during the relationship which the guys always take for granted or sometimes, never realise they are chances.

they only start to realise when their girls stop giving chance and leave for good.

its no wonder more n more girls turn lesbian, cos girls know girls best..

of cos, there are good guys around.. but they are either married, attached, gay or jus do not have feelings for you.. *shrugs*

there's a reason why girls tend to look for uglier guys.. cos they know its their luck to be able to be with you and thus, will treasure you..

those who are a bit attractive will not.. cos they always think they can get a better one..

they fail to see what you had done for them till you are gone and no one else will ever treat them the way you did..

a friend asked, "is it better to be ugly and fat and never be loved or be pretty and slim but with your heart broken all the time?"

seriously, i have no idea. maybe its better not to be loved cos at least you wont have your hopes dashed again and again..

maybe.



P.S: its my dearest friend, tom's birthday today. couldnt make it for his celebration as i was sick. but still, shall wish him a very happy 24th birthday this year! =)

today is my best friend's birthday..

we celebrated for 2 nights with her..

on friday, we went to Taboo, a gay club at new road.. it was well.. new experience.. poor francis was the centre of attention.. gays jus love him soooo much.. =P



damn, we forgot to take pic of his face when he was standing there, rigid, afraid of making a single move, dancing only within that little imaginary box he had created for himself.. xD




anyway, i don't think i will be going back there due to the boss.. he love only guys, enough said.



as for saturday, we had a surprise surprise surprise planned for her.. *evil grins*

this is the first time i had planned such thing and i am happy of the outcome.. really..

so this was what happened:

we had dinner at MOF @ bugis junction..

then we went to starbucks and slack..


at 1130pm.. we went to the taxi stand.. by then, joy was nervous cos she did not know what i had planned for her..

we put earphones into her ears and blasted music..


when the cab was coming, we blind folded her.. *evil grins*


i whispered the destination to the cab driver before letting her into the cab..

in the cab..

she waited and speculated..


waited and waited while icy and gary was trying hard not to laugh..


finally, we reached the destination..

joy was having a hard time balancing..


i was way ahead as i need to make sure everything was done up nicely..

we reached the level..


she waiting outside, a bit impatient..


while i was busy taking pics of the decorations..







READY?


and we took off the mask!

*shocked*


tears of joy.. =D

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to joycelyn, happy birthday to you!"



make a wish! (still wiping tears)



blow the candles!



hugs from friends and her bf..

cutting of cake..


kiss for the bf..


receiving of presents..




group pic


the helpers



the ultimate birthday surprise - SUCCESS! =D